Ep. XI – Tenebre [1982]

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In this tediously kludged episode, your hosts playfully mock Dario Argento’s 1982 take on the post-apocalyptic future¹, UNSANE² TENEBRAE TENEBRE, with a wide-ranging discussion on firearm innovations, interstate snack trafficking, inappropriate ages of consent, and bullshit artists who claim ownership of unintentional breakthroughs. Tenebre stars John Saxon.

¹ see also: THE ROAD WARRIOR and THE TERMINATOR
² This tweak was twerked with the original 110 minute version of TENEBRE — not the 91 minute U.S. cut, titled UNSANE. However, the tweak should work equally well with both.

To ensure your film is synched with this Tweak, please do the following:

  • 1. Load your media into the player and play the film until you see the credit ‘Salvatore Argento Presents’.
  • 2. Hit pause on ‘Salvatore Argento Presents’.
  • 3. Start the Tweak and wait for us to say, ‘3..2..1..PLAY.’ When we say ‘play’, hit ‘play’ to continue the film; our movie and yours should be playing in synch.

You will have ample time to get in position during the several minutes of opening banter of the Tweak. If you are not set up by the time we are ready to start, simply pause the Tweak and get it together.

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